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Dearest Cousin Laura

I know nothing of the shows you watch (most of them…atleast)

I know almost none of the guys you talk about.

And know barely any of the jokes you talk about however.

You make me check my tumblr daily just to see everything x]

The handsome guys, the funny jokes, and the music I’m starting to get hooked to (The Audition, AvP, etc….)

And I must say…

You are my Hero of the week….

(Insert cheesy inspirational music)

I’d give you a shiny gold star or something but I dun have one so…

YAYYYY LAURA :D

I’ll just leave this here instead

Everyone…

Never EVER EVER EVER

Get Wells Fargo.

If you have it, get rid of it.

They are fucking retarded, ridiculous.

They admitted their error, yet wont refund my 300 dollars in overdraft fees.

ok :]. prepare to be anally fucked, wells fargo.

Wells Fargo…

is going to get it…

If you suddenly hear on the news a 18 year old college student shoved her card up the supervisor’s ass…

Thats me :]

I never thought I would see anyone use those eye covers…

besides in the movies.

But there he is, my roommate with a painful headache, using them.

Haha. Aw poor roommate. Im sure this clicking from typing isnt helping..

….

..

this is what he gets for attacking me today :]

I feel like right now would be good for a nap.

jeezits:

I almost fell asleep during my math exam, but I didn’t, or I would’ve been fucked.
Not like I skipped four questions or anything.
But I still have to type up an artist statement to print off tomorrow morning and attach to the back of my painting for crossroads tomorrow, and clean up my room because Meaghan’s a bitch and she wants it done.
“No computer until you get your room cleaned!”
HAHAHA LOOK AT WHERE I AM NOW.
I like to spite her. :]

Hahah. Reminds me of the times my mother would send me to clean.

“You clean your room this instant! No music or anything else until you are finished!”

It seems she always forgot about the stereo and millions of comic books and paper that I had. All things she told me I had to keep in my room… :]

Dear Cousin

Hells yes we should meet up.

Dont question quantum physics, dear. If we do not meet up and do not kick it old school and do not go to disneyland, it is nostrodamos’ final vision. And lets face it, he’s never wrong. If we dont, the world will end…

And that, my friend, is what we will tell aunt Kathy when she tells us we cant go to Disneyland.

Mmmyessss… excellent.

Your momma

middlekid:

shamefulpassions:

Wishes she was as cool as us.

BAM.

But I thought you liked my mom? ;)

Yes. But she still is not as cool as us. :]

Your momma

Wishes she was as cool as us.

BAM.